Parties and Presidents
You see now, this is why I don’t have birthday parties, anniversaries or any of that sort of stuff. More often than not parties actually prove how unpopular you are. Like you rifle through your addresses, email or other, and you figure yeah well how about her, even though you haven’t seen, never mind spoken to this person, in the last year. Take Mugabe for example. I mean you’re a President right. Not a new one either so you know quite a few folk, if you know what I mean. Then you have like a big Inauguration bash and barely any Important People come and the stadium fillers are made to smile with free fizzy drinks, T-shirts and some muzak to get the groove on. OK. So he had to do something. Poor guy. Must be bleak wondering where all the (real) love has gone.