While waiting for election results is like waiting for a baby to be born. You don’t know whether it is going to be a girl or a boy, and you worry about its health.

There’s ululation when the baby arrives, and presents come from everywhere, so fighting over whether the child should have been a boy or girl doesn’t help anymore.

The Zimbabwe Election Commission (ZEC) must deliver the baby.

What matters is to have responsibility for the upkeep of the child. In this case, to respect the outcome of the results and work together for the betterment of the nation. Together as One.

Comrade Fatso’s reflections . . .

The rumours bite again. Foreign journalists have gone into hiding this evening after hearing that state security agents were raiding hotels. If the hotels were raided is another question but the fact is that the journalists and their laptops have disappeared from Harare’s cafes as I write. Fear is married to our cautious joy tonight. We are so close. But we are Zimbabwean too. And we have been so close so many times. So we are ready to have both our cynicism and our joy proved right. We are that contradictory.

We didn’t erupt into celebration yesterday. Foreign journalists and activists expected us to be jubilant, drunk with joy. But for us it’s not over until this entire house is demolished, brick by brick. Today the forex dealers are smiling at the fleamarkets. The township activists have a bounce in their step as they trod potholed streets. The waiters talk faster, confident in their banter. But we are not ecstatic. We are Zimbabwean. And we know we haven’t won it all yet. Hatisati tahwina. We have been through as many rigged elections as we have stood in bread queues. They have the same stale taste. We await the repression. We await the results. We await the rigging. We await the victory. With a hesitant joy. And a bounce in our step.

This is Comrade Fatso’s Daily Blog during the Zimbabwe Election period. See www.comradefatso.vox.com

For Daily Election Blogs by other MAGAMBA! poets and activists see www.myspace.com/magamba

Dear Gushungo, as a patriotic and peace-loving son-of-the-soil, l write to you to advise you on the pertinent issue of Presidential elections. As you know, ZEC is holding on to Presidential results (a result that indicates Tsvangirai as winner) to give you time to consult on your next move and possibly to plan a graceful exit from the now chaotic stage of Zimbabwe politics. Now many people are pushing you to remain in your seat, or to call for a runoff, let me warn you that all these people are doing it for selfish interests, and they are liars.

These people lied to you that the people of Zimbabwe were with you, and that a ZANU PF victory would be overwhelming, they lied that MDC had no support; but now you know Mr President, the people have spoken, and the message is loud and clear: your time is up. Now is the time for you to exit the political stage with a modicum of dignity, you have been embarrassed by this outcome, in a runoff you will be thoroughly humiliated.

I advise you against going into a rerun not only because it is pointless, this election was more a referendum on your leadership than anything else, l caution you against a rerun primarily because of the very much alive risk of dividing our country and the likelihood of sour losers unleashing violence in the country. We do not want war, we want to heal our nation and bring the nation together.

Be a statesman and resist a knee-jack reaction of resisting change, you have said yourself that you do not believe in second rounds, you have been knocked out in this round, take it, and let the nation move on and leave it script the next chapter in the life of Zimbabwe. For inspiration you can look to the conduct of Trudy Stevenson; she put her heart and soul into campaigning for the Mount Pleasant Parliamentary Seat, she lost dismally to Tsvangirai’s MDC, upon losing she was courageous and graceful enough to concede defeat – and to wish the winner well. That is the spirit we want in Zimbabwe, of understanding that when the people have spoken then that is the end, of acknowledging that life must go on outside political office.

I challenge you Gushungo, in the name of Zimbabwe and all its fallen heroes, to rise above personal interest and bruised ego to make your next move based on the best interest on Zimbabwe. Your last act as President, that of resigning and handing over the reins to Morgan Tsvangirai, just that single act, will avert great suffering and put Zimbabwe firmly on path to recovery.

I know that there are many who were milking the country dry because of their proximity to you and your office, and they are not prepared to see an end to their outlandish lifestyles. Also, there are those who have committed heinous and egregious violations of human rights, who have looted, plundered, raped and killed in the name of Zanu PF who now feel exposed by your imminent departure from high office and are prepared to have you humiliated just to save their skins. Do not be deceived by their sweet words, leave them to face the full measure of the law.

For the sake of our country and our people who have suffered for so long, l urge you to see reason, concede defeat and sit down with Tsvangirai and urge the winners to form a government of national unity. After renouncing the Zanu PF culture and embracing democracy and good governance values l am sure Zanu PF will be useful as opposition. We need to move forward now, to a new government and a new Zimbabwe.

However Gushungo, if you choose to ignore voice of reason, and stubbornly insist on a run-off, then know that you will have squandered the last shred of dignity left in you, and all in vain, because you will surely lose, and lose in the most humiliating way. Also rest assured that the long arm of the law will catch up with all these criminals who are lurking behind the curtains at State House shouting shrilly that Mugabe is not going anywhere. The sooner you accept this reality the better for everyone, there is no turning back in Zimbabwe, the time for change is now.

The real reason why Zimbabwe’s election results have been delayed.

It’s 124 hours since polling closed in Zimbabwe’s 29 March Harmonised Election, and I’m angry. Sure, I’m also tired from too many weeks of too long hours working. And I’m overwhelmed by the amount of work the new government will have to do to turn this country back around again. And I’m subdued when I think of how flawed any political system is, and how flawed any politician is, and how much vigilance it will continue to require to hold government accountable.

But mostly I’m angry. The Zimbabwean Electoral Commission released the first 10 out of 59 results for the contested Senate seats an hour ago. The results so far show the same now familiar pattern of an even split – this time it’s 5 seats to the MDC (Tsvangirai), 5 seats to Zanu PF. ZEC claims that the delay in announcement is due to logistical constraints, but if that were the case, why did the 5am news this morning claim they would start announcing results “early this morning.”

The real reason they’ve been so delayed, I’m sure, is because there is some kind of deal making and negotiation going on behind the scenes. Both parties claim they’re not. But there’s talk that the MDC, Zanu PF and the security forces are in negotiations. There are hints that Zanu PF is “deciding” whether they’ll take the election to a run-off. But it’s not for them to decide – it’s been decided already, in the numbers of votes cast for each presidential candidate.

I’ve been concerned about an elite deal deciding Zimbabwe’s future for years. But to subvert an election into a negotiation is insulting and infuriating. We cast our vote in an election, full knowing it might well be rigged. But we didn’t sign up for a negotiation. I’m sure it sounds naive and perhaps unrealistic to hold to some idealistic principle like “the will of the people, as reflected in a democratic election.” But isn’t that the point? It’s time for ZEC to announce the result of the election – flawed as it might have been, and unpopular as its outcome might be to some.

Ohh! That incorrigible Chronicle! “Charamba warns MDC” – ‘don’t announce results before end of elections.’ And the Charamba fellow is still referred to as “the Secretary of Information and Publicity”! In whose government we dare to ask? Popular sentiment as manifested in the ballot itself shows to all and sundry that Charamba does not speak for anybody but Bob the former president. Many here are dreaming of a Zimbabwe without a straitjacketed civil servant whose loyalties have been fettered by the liberation war motif, and have already said they will not be stopped from celebrating the dawn of new era.

It is that kind of speechifying that only emboldens the people who inevitably imagine their vote for better life and a new beginning is not being taken seriously and take to the streets to reclaim “people power.” Remember the Orange Revolution that shook these types? No wonder some opposition political parties elsewhere in Africa have gone on the vengeance once they assumed power. It is because of these so-called civil servants who make every effort to go against the grain and attempt to defy the will of the people. But alas to no avail. These are the same people who cry wolf when they are arraigned before the law courts and made to account for the wealth they accumulated during the aggrandisement years when they formed government.

Zimbabweans are ready to see the fossilisation of the men and women who took up arms during the war years. And this not because the neo-Zimbos are sell-outs, but simply because they want to get rid of the neo-colonialists who since 1980 have emerged in the form of Charamba and the regime he has attempted loyally serve all this time – until now!